Andrzej Mleczko Gallery
In the south, it borders mountains, in the north – sea, in the west – Europe and in the east – Asia. The inhabitants of Mleczkoland observe uncommon customs and manifest bizarre attitudes. They shun baths and are at their ease when surrounded by disorder, mess and clutter.
They readily fight for freedom and independence, but when they finally achieve them, they are not entirely sure what to do with these newly obtained privileges and begin to quarrel ferociously over every trifle. They grumble and complain about everything, and they find every little thing disgusting.
Against all logic, they elect the stupidest, most primitive and often mentally-challenged MPs.
On the one hand, they believe to be the greatest nation in the world, but on the other, they are full of hang-ups and inhibitions. These uncommon features of the residents of Mleczkoland may pique the interest of the most squeamish and exoticism-thirsty tourist.
We give you a comprehensive guide book to this unique country, full of surprises, contrasts and all sorts of paranoia.
Translation: Summa Linguae